Well look at me.
I won a blogging award!
The Liebster Award, which is, uh, an award for those who excel in the art of, um, blogging. Sensibly.
No, it's not.
Well, it might be.
Natalie from The Cat Lady Sings nominated yours truly because I fit the criteria of 1) must be under 200 followers (check: I have four) and what I assume to be 2) because I really am part of the cool kids club.
Also, because we're soul sistas from the LBC. Represent. Except, if we were real sisters, she would be like the older prettier one who has all the boyfriends because she's the super volleyball star and doesn't say awkward things when nervous. In other words, she's like a much better version of me.
Hmmm, and why is it you only have four followers....?
Anyway, with this award, as many of you may already know, comes a few stipulations: like offering up firstborns and running around my house in my underwear, but because it's a little chilly up here in the frozen tundra of upstate New York I'll settle for following the following:
You must thank the person who gave you this award.
Thank you, Natalie. This is fun!
You must display the Liebster heart on your blog.
Check. See above.
You should nominate 3 to 5 up-and-coming blogs (with less than 200 subscribers).
Sassin' Southern Style Erin is funny, people. The witty kind of funny that only smart people can master, smart people who take chemistry classes on purpose.
Something Different This Way Comes April has adventures of the kid kind, and since I can now say I know these little animals, her stories take on a whole new life!
Married Filling Joint Kathryn's posts are all over the place with books and food and whatever pops into her head, which is just what my scattered brain needs. Plus her husband is a band director, which allows me to relive my days as a marching trombonist.
Post 11 things about yourself.
1) My hair is pretty long, you wouldn't know it b/c I wear it up every single day. 2) My sisters and I don't look anything alike. 3) I have an addiction to nail polish. 4) My middle name is Jo. 5) I just realized my dream career is anything that doesn't require eight straight hours of work. 6) In other words, I need variety. 7) When I was younger I thought two men lived under my bed: one small brainy man and his big, brawny sidekick. They had machine guns. Every night I would run and jump onto my bed and I'd picture the little guy smacking the big guy for "missing her again!!" 8) I have a vivid imagination. 9) I'm hard on myself. 10) I'd like to live in a foreign country for a year. 11) My favorite TV show is anything science fiction.
Answer the questions the person giving the award has sent you.
Did you ever have a teacher who yelled at/embarrassed/totally ruined you for life? If so, tell the story. My second semester design teacher in college would yell at me for not being prepared class. Like I should have known I was going to have an idea that required black doll hair before going to class, for cryin' out loud. She is part of the reason I changed my major.
What is your dream career? Making stuff. All kinds of stuff. A variety, if you will.
Unicorn or Sasquatch for president? Sasquatch for so many reasons: he can physically beat the snot out of our enemies, all of them; he doesn't give a hoots patoot what you think of him; and I doubt he'll cave to the demands of special interest groups.
What is your most embarrassing habit? I tend to "check out" from time to time. I have a blank stare that one friend told me was creepy.
If you could have one talent that you do not currently have, what would it be? Oh how I wish I could sing. I mean, I do sing, but I think I'd like to be good at it.
Last meal on earth: describe in detail. I’m hungry. Pulled pork nachos with jalapenos. No details, I'm full.
If you could only bring three things on a deserted island, what would they be? A ship, a ship captain, and a book. I'm not a big fan of being deserted anywhere. At least without something to read.
Favorite guilty pleasure? RomComs. Maid in Manhattan, I die.
What kind of car do you drive, and what do you think that says about you? Hyundai Tucson, it says this girl likes to drive a car that no one will ever notice.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would be less thinky. I over analyze every. single. thing. an. y. one. says.
Favorite Disney movie? The Little Mermaid, although those little swampy people still terrify me.
Create 11 questions for the people you will be giving the award to.
1) What did you want to be when you grew up? 2) Are you...that? 3) Favorite book and why? 4) If you could have any accent, what would it be? 5) What food can you just not stomach? 6) What is your favorite chore? 7) Least favorite chore? 8) What would you do with $10,000? 9) If you had an unlimited supply of empty toilet paper rolls, what would you do with them? 10) Favorite childhood memory? 11) Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Choose 11 people to award and send them the link to your post. Go to their page and tell them.
This feels redundant, so I'm going to skip it. I hope that doesn't jeopardize my award....
Speaking of redundant, this was fun! Enjoy your Wednesday everyone!
Wait, it's Thursday....enjoy that too.