Today is Monday.
I mean, I know it's actually Tuesday, but I was vacationing yesterday so that made Monday feel like Sunday which would make today Monday and tomorrow Tuesday.
Wait. Now I'm confused.
Regardless of what day we woke up to, this day is the day I need to physically jump start my brain. Reset its features. Git 'er going.
Step One: coffee break first thing in the morning.
Step Two: three immediate potty breaks.
Step Three: meaningless blog post that takes us nowhere.
Step Four: contemplate what life would be like if The Rock was president.
Step Five: eat.
I believe with that I'm ready to work!
...starting first thing tomorrow.